Saturday, April 21, 2007

Stupid Patrons

Hmm.. so bored now.. so, lets tok bad abt patrons here since we cant do so in real life. Below are common examples of how stupid some patrons are:

Example 1:
Patron: I wan 2 tix to meet the robinsons
Staff: Sir, we oni left with the 1st 2 rows from the screen, behind is ALL taken
Patron: Hmm.. so is there ani back seats for mi?
Conclusion > Patron are deaf and dun understand simple english

Example 2:
Staff: Sorry sir, no outside food is allow, i afraid u cant bring in n we hav to keep for u
Patron: Y? where got such ting
Staff: Sir, our house rules standee is juz beside u, it stated v clearly there
Patron: No, how i noe you all put there, n no one tell mi abt it
Conclusion > Patron jz dun admit they are blind

Example 3:
Staff: Mdm, i afraid your son need a ticket cz he abv height limit
Patron: where got?! he oni 3yrs old.. n he can sit on my lap
Staff: mdm, its our house rules, and its very obvious tt ur son is even taller den 1m
Conclusion > dont tok crap, where got 3yrs old n more den 1m..get 1 more tix will die meh

Example 4:
Staff: Sir, you cant redeem vouchers at VISA platinum Q, u hav to join normal Q
Patron: Y cant i? i bought the vouchers using my platinum card, so y i cant use the vouchers, i dont noe y you cant see the link
Conclusion > Patron is juz brainless, aldy said himself tt its last time buy usin the card, we are tokin abt now.. as if i care how u spend your card to last time. no card no bargain

Example 5:
Patron: Y i cant refund my tickets? i m juz 45mins late for the movie, i paid for it, n y i cant get a refund?
Mgr: Sir anything aft 30mins the movie start, we cant do anithing for you
Patron: Y u r so inflexible? i dun care, i wan a refund right now, else i complain
Mgr: we still cant do anithing for you, here is cust service no
Conclusion > u urself late for the movie, so dun push blame on others.. Talk w/o knowing you r makin a fool of urself in e public

Example 6:
Staff: Sorry sir, you nv bring ur ID for this M18 movie, i afraid we cant let you in
Patron: Wat? dont i look 18 yrs old? my parents can assure u tt i m abv 18 and i hav a credit card to prove tt
Staff: sorry, no id no entry
Patron: wat nonsense is this? (Turn behind curse n swear the staff)
Conclusion > patrons juz dun read papers n website, cant even see the house rules standee beside you. So wat u hav credit card? i have 1 when i m 16 liao lo..so easy to apply now..even ur parents vow tt u r abv e age, we oso wun let u in. U go in = we die in mda hands

Example 7:
Staff: sir, u cant enjoy the discount cz you are not followin the instructions
Patron: y cant i? the doted line is for mi to cut rite, so i cut it n now u tell mi i cant?
Staff: Sir it is stated very clearly that you hav to present the bag with e cutout together
Patron: I came all the way here n u tell mi i cant use it? u noe wat? i m someone big from a big company, i wan ur MD no to complaint
Conclusion > if u r someone big, den y would u bother to b so cheapo to use e discount. U r makin urself a fool, being big in a big company with no brains? cant even read simple instructions on e bag. Draw dotted line die die = cut it out meh? duno at is e meanin of e word "design"

Example 8:
Staff: sir u hav to join normal Q cz we dun accept VISA gold in the platinum q
Patron: Is it, i duno. Since i queue here for sometimes liao, den giv mi chance to buy la
Staff: Looking at the long queue in normal Q, sir, if i do that, its very unfair to the rest in the normal Q
Conclusion > I dun care how big position, even u big stars i oso heck care, no platinum card no talk. dun try to act innocent and pity in front of us. its disgusting

Example 9:
Staff: Sir, ur phone bookin have been release for public sales, i afraid u got to buy new sets now
Patron: Wat? Why you all realise it, i rush all the way here n u tellin mi tt?
Conclusion > Being impatient will results this. Deaf meh, cant u wait till e end of ur phone bookin den hang up. Aldy said v clear in the phone tt hav to come 30mins b4 show. Website oso got put, no eyes ar

Example 10:
Patron: Where is cinema 8 ar?
Staff: Go straight up escalator n turn to ur right
Conclusion > Patron r too lazy to even lift up their heads to see the direction signage. Some even went behind the escalator. No brains, as if we hav such a tiny little small cinema behind there

Example 11:
Patron: where is the toilet? (Patron watchin movie at GV MAX)
Staff: Sir, u hav to either go to 7-11 toilet or go e other side
Patron: WAt? so far? you all purposely make fun of us to ask us walk so long for a toilet?
Mgr: Sir, it is the buildin structure, we cant do thing abt it
Patron: WAt do u mean by tt? u muz do sth abt it, u r juz makin us a fool n waste our time
Conclusion > Customer owas rite right? ya, i go install temp toilet in front of gv max entrance lo. Nonono, i go cut the wall n install toilet myself, force buildin to connect sewage pipes for mi.

Exampe 12:
Patron: I lost my wallet, i confirm its ur staff hu took it
Staff: Mgr, i bring them into e cinema to check themselves aldy. and we did not find anithing
Mgr: Sir, we realli nv take it, if u wan to check on my staffs, i afraid u got to call police
Conclusion > Juz admit u r careless. take care of ur own tings la, dun anihow point finger at my staff when u lost ur ting due to ur own mistakes. where got ppl so honest, pick your wallet n return. dun b native~!

Still got many many more incidents to mention but now time is late, mind is goin to slp anitime, so i shall stop here... Final conclusion is.. sometimes it juz shameless to see ur fellow s'poreans being so stupid n unreasonable. Pls dun tink u spend tt little amount to c movie n we got to treat u like a king or queen. we are humans too. so pls dun make a fool infront of the rest in future.

Take care folks, tink u'll agree to my examples~! hahaha

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